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Deep Blue Sea: Still the Best Shark Movie That Isn’t Jaws
Before Snakes on a Plane, there were sharks in a lab — and Samuel L. Jackson gave another all-timer. Dive back in on its 26th anniversary.
Jul 28
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Eddington: Country Divided, Mirror Raised
Ari Aster’s boldest swing yet. A genre-less satire of 2020s America. Razor-wire tension and no one gets out clean.
Jul 17
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M3GAN 2.0: Meme Girl Upgraded
She’s here to slay — leveling up by ditching the tired horror pretense for meta comedy and retro-movie callbacks.
Jul 5
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Vertical Limit: Maximum Altitude, Minimum Sense
It’s loud, it's dumb. And we’d die for it.
Jul 1
June 2025
The Monkey: Grief, Gore, and a Barrel of Misfires
A monkey, a trauma spiral, and Theo James battling bad karma and an even worse mullet.
Jun 29
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Black Narcissus vs. Showgirls
One wore habits, the other wore nothing. Both were destroyed by the scenery.
Jun 28
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Black Narcissus: Lust in the Time of Colonialism
A Technicolor fever dream of desire, repression, and one of the greatest meltdowns ever committed to film.
Jun 24
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Mickey 17: Infinite Lives, Zero Warmth
Bong returns with big ideas and even bigger baggage. Bold, bloated, and too sterile to connect.
Jun 21
The SINemeter
A 10-echelon ladder of cinematic damnation — or salvation. Here’s how SINephile rates movies (and why stars are for suckers).
Jun 21
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SINephile's 100 Essential Films
Not a canon. Not a manifesto. Just the movies that built us.
Jun 20
What's the Greatest Film of All Time?
It ain't Jeanne Dielman. And not for the reasons you think.
Jun 19
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Victor/Victoria (1982): Julie Andrews Blows the Roof Off Paris
Mary Poppins cuts her locks, dons a tux and makes jaws drop in a 1930's Parisian dreamscape. Your move, Cinema.
Jun 19
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